Zoolander

James says:

This is clearly the obvious choice for movie titles beginning with “Z,” because there’s like three of them and this is the only one I’ve seen. Trust me though, I scoured the internet for other movies I could’ve done just to fuck with your heads. Then I remembered that I don’t care, so I decided to just suck it up and do “Zoolander.” Problem is, there isn’t much to say about it, other than that it’s dumb as hell and funny as shit. If you haven’t seen it, then just know that it’s hilarious. Just don’t go in expecting anything resembling a plot. It does have Christine Taylor, though, and she’s awful pretty.

Featuring some of the best cameos ever seen in a movie, like David Bowie, Billy Zane, and David Duchovny (what the hell?), this is definitely a movie worth seeing at least once. If you like it, great, you owe me. If you hate it, well, it was your decision to listen to me in the first place. And if you’ve read many of my other reviews you should know by now that I’m barely literate, even less coherent, and base most of my reviews around whatever joke I can construct out of it. That doesn’t make them any less viable, though.

Watch the movies I recommend because they’re great. Don’t watch the ones I pan because they suck. And see “Zoolander,” if only to remember a better time for Ben Stiller, after the true glory days of “There’s Something About Mary,” but before things like “The Heartbreak Kid.” Et tu, Ben?

[Editor’s note: James LOOOOOOOOVES male models!!!!! LOL ROFLcopter!!!]

Grade: 91