Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

James says:

And so we come to one of the greatest adventure movies ever made, starring Sean Connery and Harrison Ford, both of whom areindiana.jpg awesome. The last movie in the original Indiana Jones trilogy, the Drs. Jones are forced to work together against the Nazis in order to find the Holy Grail before it can be stolen for Hitler to use against the US in the war. At least, I think that’s what their plan was. Truth be told, I usually spend most of the movie eyeing the hot German chick who wants to give it to Indy in the worst way possible. Hitler himself makes a brief cameo in the movie, signing Sean Connery’s journal at a book burning, much to Indy’s shock and horror.

I guess if I had to voice any complaints about this movie, it would be that the knight guarding the Grail is a decrepit puss. He’s too old to do anything other than tell riddles and say “You have chosen…wisely.” Now that I’ve used that line, you can rest assured it won’t show up at the end of this review in a shitty joke! So anyway, Indy fights lots of Nazis, engages in hilarious banter with Sean Connery, and finds one of the most sought-after relics in all of Christiandom. It’s a really great movie, and everyone needs to at least give it a chance. It’s a personal favorite.

Grade: 92


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