COTT Team
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| Schuyler Phellatio Hunt | |
| Reviewer name: Schuyler Created: 11/2/85 Favorite Movie: The Crow Biggest Pet Peeve: When the cat plays in the litterbox as he’s trying to remove her feces from it. |
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| A Boston College grad who has killed with his wit and charming good looks (seriously…Congressman Gary Condit was innocent…), Schuyler reviews movies that he loves and slays movies that he detests. When he is not reviewing movies, he is doing improv comedy or eating Cheez-Its. | |
| Izzy Ludacris Rosiuta | |
| Reviewer name: igrldremer Created: 5/29/86 Favorite Movie: Pulp Fiction Favorite Banana: Banana |
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| Izzy is a Boston University grad who does not want to go back to Candy Mountain. She wishes that she had a Room of Requirement instead of just a Room of Mess. When asked about her movie preferences, Izzy replied, “…motion pictures are ten dollars………what about popped corn?……I wonder what’s playing…” | |
| James Danger Haroldson | |
| Reviewer name: Jharoldson13 Created: 8/18/85 Favorite Movie(s): The Shining, Batman Begins, Airplane! Biggest Ambition: Destroying that arrogant moon. |
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| James is a grad of Boston College (currently in SPAIN!!!) who yearns for the day when he can cast off the oppressive cloak of mediocrity and embrace his destiny as the Last Son of Batman. He is a born pugilist who enjoys writing, reading, eating lots and lots of sushi and burgers, and his occassional bouts of sleep. He is the token “horror guy”. | |
| Jennifer “I haven’t thought of a funny fake middle name yet” Stout | |
| Reviewer name: jennyjuniper21 Created: 12/21/85 Favorite movie(s): Annie Hall, Quills, Rushmore Drug of choice: Newman’s Own Cafe Almond Biscotti coffee. |
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| Jenny is currently studying library science at the University of North Carolina-Chapel Hill. Her favorite Dewey Decimal class is the 300’s…specifically 305 and 306. Her favorite Library of Congress subclass is HQ. When she is not engaging in anti-social, subversive, liberal elitist behaviors such as reading, watching movies, and keeping up with blogs, Jenny enjoys drinking with friends, intricate Japanese rope bondage, and doing crossword puzzles. | |
| Cameron “Son of Cambow” Horn | |
| Reviewer name: Cam127 Created: September 27 Favorite Movie: A Clockwork Orange @bout M3: I consider myself something of a movie anorexic, I see myself low on movies (Just under 500 in my collection) while others think I’m psychotic and broke for owning so many (the latter of statements is true, the former is debatable). |
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| I love sitting down and getting lost in an engaging movie, regardless the genre though my personal favorite is horror. I’ve been dating my girlfriend for just under a year and things have been going well. I have had a huge passion for writing, mainly short stories but the recent kick has been scripts in hopes of making my own no budget movie. I work as a cook at a little bar and grill. Live life like it’s your last, no regrets, no worries, and someday you’ll look back and smile. | |
Guest Reviewers and Lazy People: |
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| Joseph “The Ghost” | |
Reviewer name: Itlacksoomph
[Editor's note: JTG does not have an actual last name. The FBI has been trying to subpoena him for being overly-sardonic, which is a felony, so he dropped his true identity and went into hiding. His current whereabouts are unknown, but his stircrazy nature demands that he review the occassional movie in a public forum.]
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| Dan “Comic Sans” Milano | |
| Reviewer name: theroboticdan Created: 7/7/84 Favorite Movie: Ghostbusters THING I HATE: SPAM TEXT MESSAGES! You try to text them back with a horrible threat and it won’t even go through! DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE |
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| Jason “Dastardly” Serrano | |
| Reviewer name: serranja Created: 9/5/1987 Favorite Movie: Almost Famous Favorite Food: Mom’s Chicken Pot Pie |
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| Andrew “Mighty Oak” d’Adesky | |
| Reviewer name: andrewdadesky Created: 9/1/2008 Favorite Foods: Pizza, Sushi and Thai. Things I Hate: Frenchmen, Small Children and Asparagus |
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| Allen Midwest Jones or Tex | |
| Created: 11/27/85 Favorite Movie: Allen is one of those annoying people who can’t pick just one favorite movie. But he did almost throw up while watching Cabin Fever…while on a date :/ Favorite Online Smiley Emoticon: $:@) |
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